My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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