i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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