That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
