i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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