This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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