Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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