OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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