I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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