READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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