On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Pants are for mortals
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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