After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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