I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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