i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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