White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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