That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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