I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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