i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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