I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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