That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
