Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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