Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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