sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You've changed since you got that strap on
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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