your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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