hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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