i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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