if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She even gives head with a lisp.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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