just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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