The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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