My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
soo... how was my night?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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