What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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