I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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