I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Too much gin, very little bucket
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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