I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
