porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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