Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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