just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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