Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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