I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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