Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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