hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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