Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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