So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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