I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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