i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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