He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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