i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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