Me too!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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