Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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