Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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