Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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