Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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