I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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